You can’t have it! Children are not allowed to drink wine! – the woman says to her two years old daughter who is trying to drink wine from her glass.
They do! I used to drink it when I was older! – the child replies.
That’s interesting – the woman investigates – What else you used to do WHEN YOU WERE OLDER?
I used to drink beer! – the child replies – with my future dad.
“Hi, baby!”
“No hi! Bye, bye!”
Alternative (shorter) version:
Terrible Twos:
“Hi!”
“No hi! Bye”
I know Lanzarote island well. I’ve been here before, mum. On my own. I remember these houses and mountains. I was picking fruit and veg – avocado, beans and cabbage. I was crying and no one came to help. I was completely on my own. I walked here from London on my own feet. Mum and dad stayed in London. I was on my own. I’m now two and a half years old and I can clearly remember it. Why did you leave me here on my own, mum? I was so little back then. And I was crying.