Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake in “Hashtag”

‘Hey, check it out, I brought you some cookies. #homemade, #oatmealraisin, #showmethecookie’ – Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake show what a Twitter conversation sounds like in real life in  a sketch parodying the often misused and misunderstood usage of hashtags on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (September 2013).

 

Transcript of Jimmy Fallon & Justin Timberlake in “Hashtag”:

Published on 24 Sep 2013

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Hey, Justin what’s up?

[Justin Timberlake:] Source: LYBIO.net
Not much Jimmy, #chilling. What’s up with you?

[Jimmy Fallon:]
It’s been busy working, #riseandgrind #isitfridayyet.

[Justin Timberlake:]
Hey, check it out, I brought you some cookies. #homemade, #oatmealraisin, #showmethecookie.

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Sweet. #don’tmindifidon’t. It’s very good. #gettinmycookieon, #iamtherealcookiemonster, #nmmmmm…

[Justin Timberlake:]
Delicious right? #Ididitallforthecookie, #LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…

[Jimmy Fallon:]
#classic. By the way, did you catch last week’s episode of Duck Dynasty #quackquack.

[Justin Timberlake:]
Na, lately I must been watching Netflix #oragneisthenewblack.

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Nice. I’ve been watching lot of #barneythedinosaur, #purpleisthenewblack, #iloveyouyoulovemeweareahappyfamily, #iam38, #dinosaurs, #idon’tthinktheywillextinct, #meteor, #iceage,#speakingoficeageijustwatchediceageondemandtheotherday, #funny, #rayromano, #debradebra. Hey, by the way, Halloweens only like a month away.

[Justin Timberlake:]
I know.

[Jimmy Fallon:]
I mean, do you know where we are going to be at #lifedecisions, #sexyghost.

[Justin Timberlake:]
I think it goes in #ninjaturtles, #gottaberaphiel, #leonardosucks, #theturtlenottheitalianrenaissancepainter, #monalisa, #isshesimiling, #speakingofsmilingijustsawmydentist, #bling, #dentalcare, #cavityfree, #thatshowwedo, #wegohard, #wecan’tstop.

[Jimmy Fallon:]
#wewontstop

[Justin Timberlake:]
#werunthis

[Jimmy Fallon:]
#twoplayersforlife

[Justin Timberlake:]
#isitworthitorletmeworkit

[Jimmy Fallon:] Source: LYBIO.net
#putmythingdownflipitandthenreverseit

[Justin Timberlake:]
# ([backwards: putmythingdownflipitandthenreverseit])

[Quest:]
Hey guys?

[Jimmy Fallon:]
Yeah, Quest.

[Justin Timberlake:]
Wat’s up

[Quest:] Source:
#shutthefuckup.

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